lettheseabirdscry:

existential-complaining:

idrathergoforgirls:

radd00d:

openyourbite:

champagneandsecrets:

righf:

ginger-snap420:

04newby:

shasta-brah:

my-chemical-avery:

This is the best thing i’ve ever heard, (This had 200,000 notes and then tumblr deleted it.

Holy shit

This is the greatest thing ever. I’m crying

ITS BACK YOU GUYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioQ6jgszKk

Songs Sampled:
My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade - 0:00
Green Day - Good Riddance - 0:12
Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies - 0:24
blink-182 - What’s My Age Again? - 0:34
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle - 0:46
We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet - 0:46
Third Eye Blind - Graduate - 0:56
All Time Low - Weightless - 0:58
All Time Low - Dear Maria Count Me In - 1:07
Switchfoot - Meant to Live - 1:18
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 1:07
My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - 1:29
Boys Like Girls - Thunder - 1:40
30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens - 1:50
Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue - 1:59
Relient K - Be My Escape - 2:00
Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance - 2:03
Simple Plan - I’d Do Anything - 2:14
Paramore - Misery Business - 2:15
Rise Against - Savior - 2:25
Sum 41 - Fat Lip - 2:33
My Chemical Romance - Teenagers - 2:34
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom - 2:43
All American Rejects - Gives You Hell - 2:51 
blink-182 - Feeling This - 2:53
Lit - My Own Worst Enemy - 3:08
Sum 41 - In Too Deep - 3:09
The Cab - One of THOSE Nights - 3:37
Relient K - High of 75 - 3:37
blink-182 - I Miss You - 3:37
Paramore - That’s What You Get - 3:48
AFI - Miss Murder - 4:03
Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem - 4:04
Cute Is What We Aim For - Curse of Curves - 4:18
30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge - 4:30
A Day to Remember - All I Want - 4:45
Mayday Parade - Jamie All Over - 4:57
Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - 4:57
Cartel - Say Anything (Else) - 5:22
Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure - 5:37
Rise Against - Audience of One - 5:47
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 5:48
Download: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/usx1p…

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH TO WHOMEVER DID THIS

It’s back

damn

IM SO EMO

godDAMN

I didn’t expect this to make me as happy as it did…

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feminist-fog:

the funniest thing to me rn is seeing transphobic women going into bathrooms in transphobic states and then being shocked that trans men are in there and actually (gasp) look like men?!?! (shocking i know /s)

like you guys forced people to go to the bathrooms of their “biological sex” but now when they do it’s disconcerting that men look like men. (yes even if that man has a vagina.)

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Transphobes are shocked to realize trans men aren’t all “uwu soft boiz” and HRT does what it’s supposed to. It’s so mind boggling to them that trans people don’t look like their bigoted characatures.

Anyways here are some men that will be forced to use the women’s restroom in states like florida, texas, kansas, etc.

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groguspicklejar:

Barbie moving back or just not feeling it when Ken tries to kiss her on multiple occasions. That right there. That’s when I felt so seen.

And throughout the entire movie, I was just dreading the moment where she’ll have to step back and realize that she’s had feelings for him this whole time ugh and that she’ll go back and they’ll live happily fucking ever after again ugh

But there was none of that. Just Barbie being her own self without a man, without a romantic relationship.

That right there. That gutted me because that’s been me my entire life and I thought that there was something wrong with me for not wanting a boyfriend and romance in the real world, fictionally it’s a whole other thing but this right here rung so so true to me because it felt so real and it felt like a healing salve to that ache society caused in me.

(via fuckyeahasexual)

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three

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are there no rules on this damned earth? are we just here to suffer?

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there are rays of sunshine in this dark world

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tanoraqui:

mylordshesacactus:

mylordshesacactus:

mylordshesacactus:

eighthdoctor:

fae courts like, you know, the fae small claims court

Me, the DM: I actively regret all of the worldbuilding I’ve done on the faewild now because “the fae court of appeals” is a P H E N O M E N A L setting for a campaign.

it WORKS is the thing

the intricate and inscrutable rules. the importance of exact words. once an agreement has been formally made and witnessed it Has To Be Honored even if it’s not fair. beware entering unknown territory without a guide native to the world. things you say will be taken literally even when they were clearly not intended that way. there’s a lot of aesthetic formalities.  you win by tricking people into telling the truth.

Essential to this concept is that the aesthetic remains entirely unchanged. The flowers and thorns and fairy circles and forests and thresholds and iron and salt as a ward and the bloody shadow war between courts and the charm spells and the dreams and the changeling stuff and the riddle games and the guardian creatures etc.

like you can still end up eternally bound in service to a fae court by eating food inside a mushroom ring

just also you can get there because you were subpoenaed

In the year 1869, Mr. James E. Singh, Esq. convinced the ruling Queens of both Summer and Winter that the mortal world, too, were ultimately ruled by courts—not quite like theirs, but just as requiring of respect and adherence to the rules of the land. He offered to negotiate a treaty of reciprocal respect and intersecting jurisdiction.

Every since, well, you do still need to be careful about circles of mushrooms, standing stones, horn calls and pounding hooves on moonlit or moonless nights, etc. The boundaries are precisely defined and you cross at your own peril! But you may also be summoned, with a letter delivered by a too-intelligent crow, written on birchbark in script that shines like sunlight or glistens like frost, to testify or even serve jury duty in the Land Under Hill, for mortal crimes may on demand be judged by a jury of peers. Or if the lawyers of our world won’t even hear you out, if the judges turn away and the bailiffs throw you out, you may hop through a fairy circle and request a trial by combat or by quest—but take care! Faerie Laws are often those of stories, and a heroic seeker of righteous justice might be favored, but great and powerful monsters don’t gain their power without breaking a few good heroes first.

And if one of the Good Neighbors is causing you trouble in this world, try tricking them into jaywalking. Thanks to the efforts of Mr. Singh, they will HAVE to pay the fine if formally accused, and they’ll hate it.

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dancinbutterfly:

cairistiona7:

mademoiselleenjolras:

pencilbent:

if-only-angels-could-prevail:

the saddest sight in the world is a married couple at a musical and the wife is super excited and happy and the husband looks like he was dragged along and he’s making a big deal about how much he doesn’t want to be there and the wife gets embarrassed or ashamed. this isn’t a funny post, it’s actually heartbreaking and i see it happen at like every other musical i attend.

Yeah, as an usher what makes me sad is when I see wives clearly dressed in their Sunday best, beaming and buying merch and smiling at me as I hand them a program, toting some guy dressed in jeans and a sweatshirt who declines a program. And that’s at least a quarter of the couples who come in or more. Like come on man, she really loves this stuff, can’t you try to enjoy it for her at least?

About as bad as when you see a big-eyed kid who looks like this is the greatest day of their life, all excited to see this show, and their parent/grandparent/aunt/Cousin/Friend/whoever they convinced to take them keeps making fun of them and saying how dumb or ridiculous they’re being. For Gods sake, this is a person you care about and this is a thing that means a lot to them. Smile, get off your phone, and be happy for them.

This goes for ANY loved ones’ interests. Doesn’t matter the interest, doesn’t matter the loved one. Example: my hubby loves airplanes. He works in the aviation industry. He basically has avgas flowing in his veins. No matter where we go on trips, he’ll find an aviation musuem. I don’t mind aircraft museums, but he will literally stop and take photos of rivets. Seriously. One time I was with him at the National Air and Space Museum and I had my nice DSLR camera and he asked if I could take some photos of the seams of the SR71 with “your good camera,” and you know what? It wasn’t my favorite subject to photograph, but I gladly did it because it made him happy.

BTW, we’ve been doing this for the 30+ years we’ve been together. He comes with me to symphonies and art galleries and lets me have the remote during hockey season to the point where he’s now a fan. I know he’s daydreaming about airplane engines a majority of the time, but he’s there and trying and I love that about him.

So yeah, be present for your favorite people and make an effort. It will pay joyful lifelong dividends you can’t begin to imagine.

I do not give a shit about yoga or education. My sister loves yoga, my mom is in love with her teaching job with her whole self. You better believe I will get excited about that shit. Least I can do for the amount of times they’ve listened to me fangirl various media properties.

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medici-collar:

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Object: Two-piece dress

Designer: M.A. O'Connell

Date: c. 1888

Medium: Green silk, white brocade, and beads

Country: USA

​Ferns were the subject of an intense “mania” during the Victorian era. One of the oldest forms of plant life, the fern metaphorically captured the majesty of primordial time. Collecting ferns became one of the few hobbies to transcend class and gender barriers. Fern motifs, such as the one on this dress, appeared on everything from clothing to tombstones.

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actualaster:

roach-works:

spaghetti-trek:

lliyin:

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh

in case europeans were worried: we love them very much! even tho they’re clumsy and slow and sometimes bump into you, no one swats fireflies here, or takes them for granted. even grownups sometimes reach out in the summer and gently catch a firefly for a minute before letting it go.

By “reach out” that’s meant quite literally–you just kinda. Stick your hand in their flight path and they land on you and will sit on your hand for a bit. Sometimes if you’re just walking or standing outside while they’re active you have to shoo them off you because they’ll just. Sit on you.

They’re harmless and very pretty and it’s always a treat to see because they’re out for a relatively short time each year.

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my-autism-adhd-blog:

sleepyfredxz:

The thing about being neurodivergent coded in a way is funny for me because I don’t actually know if I’m neurodivergent or not. I even got myself diagnosed and the results I got were ambigious. I’m always wary to call myself Autistic or with ADHD because I don’t want to use a label that doesn’t apply to me, and I also don’t want to harm or upset people who actually have a form of neurodivergence and know it.

I should probably not call myself anything for now, and check in with the person who diagnosed me to ask about the results again.

Hi @sleepyfredxz

If you’re struggling with imposter syndrome, I’ve found some articles that might help:

Keep in mind that imposter syndrome can happen to those on the spectrum too and is not exclusive to ADHD.


I hope these sources help. Sending positive vibes. ♥️

kashmiribarbiedoll:

every woman thinks she’s evil and irredeemable for making a few avoidable mistakes while every man goes about his day thinking he’s normal after having emotionally tortured at least 5 different women

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grumpyfaceurn:

We all know the Zoomies, but there’s also the Cuddles, which is that time when your cat is, for a very specific time, extremely needy and absolutely has to get their fuzzy little head right up in your face and purr at top volume

And often five minutes later they’re done and not interested in any more affection

But don’t you dare try to get anything done while they have to be cuddled

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jarmes:

afloweroutofstone:

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They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones

It’s about PayPal. This is all about fucking PayPal

He’s still pissed they fired him. He’s still pissed they didn’t like his idea of calling PayPal X

20 years and he has not learned a single thing. He’s still throwing a tantrum about people not liking his bad name suggestion decades ago

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balaclava-trismegistus:

its really bizarre how after a couple decades of mostly uncensored internet access and raunchy premium cable made it so nobody gives a shit about swearing, we’re now re-entering an era of quaint self-censorship in the name of platform marketability rather than politeness. im sure nobody actually cares. im sure none of the advertising dicks, or boardmembers, or anybody really cares that much personally. they just think it will scare people off somehow. so now grown adults are saying “h-e-double-hockey-sticks” ass bullshit on the same social media websites where they try to get their meat slonked and find a dealer.

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cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

life gets soooo much better when you aren’t surrounding yourself with people who actively spend their time in internet discourse circles and debate ultimately negligible topics

“the X/Y/Z fandom is arguing about if it’s ok to-” i don’t care. come play with me outside in the mud puddles when you’re done

i feel like using fandom as an example was a cop out on my part when this applies to MUCH more, particularly infighting between identities. in the real world people are too busy sucking each other nasty style to give a shit about tumblr and twitter arguments and that’s how it should be

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transmaskmetaknight:

transmaskmetaknight:

bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on

yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .

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her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal

he is so scared all the time

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